sono hanabira: more-or-less a rip off

[aspiringidol]

[ and here we have a miku hatsune in her natural habitat; the class has gone off to lunch break, and while miku would love to sit down have some time to eat, there are some class rep things that she needs to get done.

like striding over to the seat of one lilian yuki moises ]

Lilian. [ her arms are crossed and she's frowning ] You didn't turn in your homework yet. Where is it? This isn't the first time this week, either.

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[aspiringidolism]

I don't know! I mean, we're not even friends!

[goddog]

How'd you define us, then?

Maybe on the kinsey scale.

[aspiringidol]

Uh, classmates? I'm the person who has to tell you to turn in your homework all the time?

There realky isn't anything else...

[goddog]

You don't even know what the kinsey scale is do ya.

[aspiringidol]

... I don't.

[goddog]

Google it when ya get home. Incidentally, I'm a six.

Anyway, how do you wanna, y'know, handle all this? Ain't like we can just say 'no we aren't a couple' because denial'll probably just rile 'em up more.

[aspiringidol]

We have to stop it somehow, ahhh...!

What if we just avoid each other for a really long time? They do that in dramas all the time on TV in situations like this - !

[goddog]

If we're gonna take our advice from TV shows, we oughta make-out or something instead.

For real though, wouldn't that just make 'em more excitable? "Ohh, they're tryin' to hide their love."

[aspiringidol]

You really think it's going to work out like that?

[goddog]

Prolly. Ya know how the rumor mill is.

[aspiringidol]

But we can't exactly go and pretend like it's true, either --

1/2

[goddog]

[goddog]

...

Wait, hold on a minute there, babe. Maybe we could.

/x

[aspiringidol]

Wha --

[aspiringidol]

[aspiringidol]

[ realization hits ]

[aspiringidol]

You don't mean...

[aspiringidol]

You do mean that --

[aspiringidol]

Absolutely not! No way, no way! We can't -- we can't do something like that!

[goddog]

Why not? Ain't like we'll actually be dating. We can pretend to date, they'll get bored, leave us alone, then we can just 'break up' on the downlow and Bob's your uncle!

[where the hell is she even from]

It'll be easy peasy.

[aspiringidolism]

But that's -- lying is bad!!

[goddog]

...

Are you five?

[aspiringidolism]

I'm not!

[goddog]

Then hear me out on this one - everyone lies.

[aspiringidolism]

I don't lie!