sono hanabira: more-or-less a rip off

[aspiringidol]

[ and here we have a miku hatsune in her natural habitat; the class has gone off to lunch break, and while miku would love to sit down have some time to eat, there are some class rep things that she needs to get done.

like striding over to the seat of one lilian yuki moises ]

Lilian. [ her arms are crossed and she's frowning ] You didn't turn in your homework yet. Where is it? This isn't the first time this week, either.

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[aspiringidolism]

But that's -- lying is bad!!

[goddog]

...

Are you five?

[aspiringidolism]

I'm not!

[goddog]

Then hear me out on this one - everyone lies.

[aspiringidolism]

I don't lie!

[goddog]

Ya act different around me than ya do around your folks, right? You talk to me differently? You're prolly way more aggressive, for one thing.

[aspiringidolism]

[ aggressive only makes her think about it in... that context because it's the matter at hand here and that makes her flush a bit, before retaliating ]

You're only saying that -- I'm really like this all the time, you're just not around to see it.

[goddog]

You argue with your parents and call 'em idiots, huh? That's just downright disrespectful.

[aspiringidolism]

I don't! Don't misinterpret my words --

Aghhh, I don't know understand how this could happen!

[goddog]

If you're respectful to your parents and you ain't respectful to me, innit that a kind of lie? You ain't the same person to two different people because you want them to see you differently.

[aspiringidolism]

I... I...

[ ... ]

Fine, okay, you have a point. But that's not the problem here! What are we going to do, Lilian?

[goddog]

I already told ya my plan, didn't I? Sweetie.

[aspiringidol]

Even if we go with that idea, how does that even -- how does that kinda thing even work out? For how long? To what extent? [ and a bazillion more questions here, sorry ririan-tan ]

[goddog]

I told you. Until they get bored of us. Should be pretty easy to tell wehn, right? We just gotta act lovey-dovey where they can see us and maybe go on a couple of dates. Shouldn't take longer than a month, tops.

[aspiringidol]

And this is really going to work, right? Like, you're sure that this is gonna get rid of those rumors and stuff?

[goddog]

I ain't sure, but I don't think either of us have got any better ideas. Sure can't make it any worse.

[aspiringidolism]

... I hate admitting that you're right.

[goddog]

That's real darn childish, ya know.

[aspiringidol]

What d'you know, you're just as childish!

[goddog]

'Least you admit it.

How do ya wanna do this, then?

[aspiringidol]

I don't know, is this just... Do we just say we're going out? Or pretending to be, anyway?

I don't know how this works.

[goddog]

Well, don't look at me. I ain't ever even had a real girlfriend.

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[aspiringidol]

Me neither!

[aspiringidol]

-- wait, girlfriend?

[goddog]

... Well, we're both girls.

Unless there's somethin' you wanna tell me.