sono hanabira: more-or-less a rip off

[aspiringidol]

[ and here we have a miku hatsune in her natural habitat; the class has gone off to lunch break, and while miku would love to sit down have some time to eat, there are some class rep things that she needs to get done.

like striding over to the seat of one lilian yuki moises ]

Lilian. [ her arms are crossed and she's frowning ] You didn't turn in your homework yet. Where is it? This isn't the first time this week, either.

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[aspiringidol]

Y-Yeah, that kinda thing is more acceptable nowadays, huh?

But that still doesn't change the fact that I don't know how to do this... I've never gone out with anyone before.

[goddog]

Well, we can just wing it. Ain't like we'll have people monitoring our every move, right?

[aspiringidol]

But we'll need to be believable, right? If we're just winging it, then aren't they going to get suspicious?

[goddog]

If we actually were dating, we'd still be new to it, right? So we'd basically just be wingin' it too.

You worry too much. No damn wonder I'm gonna break up with you.

[aspiringidolism]

-- rude!!

[ huff huff ]

I can't help it if I'm worried.

[goddog]

Not rude, it's fucked up but true.

And you're gonna have to relax. That's rule one of datin' me. Take it nice n' easy.

[aspiringidolism]

Sure, but you didn't have to say it so bluntly!

Being in this situation makes it hard to relax a little. I don't know how you can be so calm about it.

[goddog]

Might be all the antidepressants I'm on.

Anyway, ya wanna maybe go to your place? Or my place? We've been standin' here jawin' about this for like twenty minutes.

[aspiringidolism]

W-Wait a minute, this is going too fast! I-I mean, I'm kinda flattered you'd invite me over but that kinda thing -- that kinda thing should be saved for people who actually like each other when they go out! And we definitely aren't people who like each other when they're going!

[goddog]

... Girl, would ya like to diagram your train of thought?

Ain't like I expect us to do nothin'.

[aspiringidolism]

Idiot! We can't do something like that, we're still in high school -- !

[goddog]

That's why I'm sayin' we ain't gonna do nothin', you idiot!

[aspiringidolism]

You should've just said that then!

[goddog]

I did! You got hearing problems!?

[aspiringidolism]

You just don't say things very clearly!

[goddog]

Are you makin' fun of my accent!?

[aspiringidolism]

I'm not making fun of your accent I just can't understand your accent!

[goddog]

Well 'scuse me for not talkin' so perfectly, princess! Japanese is like my fourth language!

[aspiringidolism]

Yeah, well, it shows - ! You suck at it!

[goddog]

How's your English, Hatsune! How 'bout your Spanish! Any French?

[aspiringidolism]

My English is fine, Ririan!

[goddog]

Li! Li! Ell, not arr! Li! Li! An!

[aspiringidolism]

Ririan!

[goddog]

Llllliiii! Lilian!

[aspiringidolism]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirian!