sono hanabira: more-or-less a rip off

[aspiringidol]

[ and here we have a miku hatsune in her natural habitat; the class has gone off to lunch break, and while miku would love to sit down have some time to eat, there are some class rep things that she needs to get done.

like striding over to the seat of one lilian yuki moises ]

Lilian. [ her arms are crossed and she's frowning ] You didn't turn in your homework yet. Where is it? This isn't the first time this week, either.

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[goddog]

WHAT THE

WHAT EVEN WAS THAT SENTENCE

[she's kind of forced to run because - well, you're dragging her along by the arm here, Miku]

WE AREN'T MARTY MCFLY HERE WE AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT IF WE BREAK 88 MILES PER HOUR

[aspiringidolism]

THEN WE'RE GONNA DIE TRYING

MORE RUNNING LESS SHOUTING

[ jesus her feet are so sore now miku is not a tracker runner but she's trying so hard okay ): effort counts for something right ]

[goddog]

I DON'T WANNA DIE BEFORE I CAN GET MARRIED

OR AT LEAST HAVE SEX

[lilian isn't a track runner either but at least she's got callouses on her feet from walking everywhere. Though her legs are still sore.]

AND WE CAN RUN AND SHOUT AT THE SAME TIME

[aspiringidolism]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT I JUST [ pant pant ] WANT TO CATCH THIS [ wheeze ] FREAKING TRAIN

WE CAN'T KEEP SHOUTING WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT OF BREATH EVEN FASTER

MY FEET HURT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

[goddog]

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHEN THE NEXT TRAIN RUNS

[aspiringidolism]

REALLY REALLY SOON

[goddog]

NO I MEAN THE TRAIN AFTER THAT

[aspiringidolism]

I DUNNO THEY RUN EITHER EVERY HALF HOUR OR EVERY FORTY-FIVE

I JUST GET THERE WHEN I NEED TO

[goddog]

...

Have I mentioned that I hate you, lately?

[aspiringidol]

You might haaaaah - !

[ and as if it was planned, she's TRIPPING OVER HER FEET NOW

HAVE A NICE FALL YOU TWO ]

[goddog]

[TUMBLE TUMBLE FLAIL TUMBLE TUMBLE FLAIL

they end up in the weirdest position possible, of course]

... Miku, this is a sentence I never thought I'd say, but. [She pauses.]

Get your goddamn head out from under my skirt.

[aspiringidol]

W-Wah...

[ for a second, miku's still. it take her about a minute before she realizes the kind of position their in. ]

I-I!

[ immediately she scrambles away, then hurriedly stands up and. flushes. oh lord what just happened what went on ]

I didn't mean to do that, I swear - !

[goddog]

[Hey look on the bright side Miku now you know what kind of underwear Lilian wears.

It's pink and plain.]

I figured. You don't 'xactly got the guts to go peepin up girls' skirts.

[...]

You sure lingered on it for a while, though.

[aspiringidol]

[ but pink and plain is her favorite especially pink pink is great isn't it miku actually belongs at the pink store ]

I didn't mean to though I swear!!

[goddog]

[but then why is your hair green]

Sure, sure. Whatever you say, babe.

... Wait, ain't we forgettin' somethin'?

[aspiringidol]

[ it's not green it's teal get it right ririan ]

...

[ ... ]

THE TRAIN -- !!!!

[goddog]

Yeaaah I think that ship's sailed by now.

[aspiringidol]

W-What are we going to do now? I don't wanna wait another 30 minutes for it!

[goddog]

Well, I left my bike chained up at the school...

[aspiringidol]

Did you really.

[goddog]

... Yes?

[aspiringidolism]

WE COULD'VE MADE IT TO THE TRAIN ON YOUR BIKE!!

[goddog]

N' I tried to tell you that but you just kept yelling and running.

[aspiringidolism]

I don't remember anything like that!

[goddog]

I didn't even get to mention the bike. You were yelling too much.