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[joousama]

And the winner for Best Female Singer of the Year goes to... Rachel Alucard!

[ so luka stands up from her seat, smiles pleasantly and waves to the audience before she begins to stride up onto the stage. her hair flows behind her, curled slightly at the end enough to look curly, but still keep a relatively "she has naturally straight hair look". her dress is black with pink accents, a striped pink bow around her middle, the hem of the dress sways just enough to captivate everyone who's watching her coming onto the stage now.

and boy, everyone sure is watching her -- ]

...Megurine-san, what are you doing...? You didn't win this category.

[ -- accepting an award that she didn't win ]

... What. What was that? I don't think I heard you right. Say that again?

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[tinylobelia]

You're free to look all you like, Miss Megurine. I am a beautiful young lady, after all. But acting like you aren't looking only serves to insult the intelligence of us both.

Biscuit?

[joousama]

Aren't we confident in our looks, Miss Alucard?

... Yeah, sure. Why not.

[ there goes the rest of that alcohol. luka's pouring another cup now ]

You're wearing quite the dress, though. Don't you think it's a bit short for someone of your age and height?

[tinylobelia]

Of course I am. It's not as if being aware of my own beauty is wrong. [Just. Bragging like that, casually. She gets the box of biscuits and sets them on the table, taking one and giving it a small, polite bite once she sits back down, chewing slowly and dabbing at her cheeks with a napkin once she's swallowed.

Jesus.]

Ah, this? I was afraid you wouldn't come, so I was nearly ready to retire. These are my sleep clothes. [She sips on her tea.]

If you didn't want to see me in them, you should have come sooner. Or perhaps this was your plan all along?

[joousama]

I can't argue against that. [ because luka's just as confident about her appearance as rachel is. hey, look! they share something in common. ]

And no, it wasn't -- are you trying to make me out to be a pervert? Because I'm not. [ luka kind of huffs a bit, then takes a sip of her champagne ] You really didn't think I was going to come? I'm a woman of my words, I don't just leave people hanging.

[tinylobelia]

If the shoe fits, Miss Megurine. [Another bite of her biscuit, with the same almost ritualistic devotion to her manners, and then - ]

You certainly don't leave your manager waiting for you to come.

[joousama]

I do not --

[ why is she getting so worked up now ]

[tinylobelia]

... Terribly sorry about that, Miss Megurine. I mostly just wanted to see your reaction.

[joousama]

You are a terrible child.

[tinylobelia]

A terrible child you seem quite interested in staring at.

[joousama]

... That's not true.

[tinylobelia]

As I said, you're just insulting us both and wasting my time.





It's not as if I'd be opposed to including you in my 'experimentation,' you know.

[joousama]

I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm ten years older than you.

[tinylobelia]

I don't know if you've noticed, but I've been hitting on you this entire time in spite of that.

[joousama]

I've noticed, yeah.

But that doesn't change anything, you're way too young for me.

[tinylobelia]

... Hmph. [Rachel isn't used to not getting what she wants. She sips on her tea for a moment.]

Age hasn't stopped your eyes from lingering.

[joousama]

[ at the same time, luka takes a gulp of the alcohol for a lack of anything better to say to that

out-thunk by a loli ]

[tinylobelia]

[It's out-thought you low born overhyped starmongler]

No retort?

[joousama]

Nope.

[ chugging another cupful of champagne ]

All you've said up to this point's been true, so.

[tinylobelia]

Good to know, Miss Megurine.

You should stop drinking so quickly. You're likely to give yourself a headache.

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[6d6d2dtaunt]

[AND THEN SUDDENLY THERE'S A KNOCK AND SOMEONE IS LETTIGN THEMSELVES IN

oh hey it's that girl from the softcore porn]

Hey, Rachel! I'm sorry I couldn't come sooner, I-

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[6d6d2dtaunt]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

...

Megurine-san? [Blink. Oh wow she's a huge fan and wait the two are sorta glaring at each other and then there was that scene on-stage and

she blinks once, blinks twice, then starts backing towards the door. Rachel just stares at her.]

Iiiii'll just be going now! Really sorry! [Rachel keeps staring. Rachel looks desperately to Luka, as if she could somehow make more sense of the sudden interruption. Noel's getting closer to the door.]

[joousama]

[ pretty sure everyone is staring at everyone else right now

luka blinks, returns rachel's look with a confused one herself

and then something clicks ]

... Ah, this is that girl, isn't she? From the pictures you showed me?

[tinylobelia]

Hm? Ah, yes. The one and the same. I told her to come later, but-

[6d6d2dtaunt]

Pictures!? Don't tell me you- but-

... Raaacheeelll... [Damned if that isn't the most pathetic sounding noise anybody in the universe has ever heard.]

[joousama]

[ with that confirmation, luka's just going to. stare up and down noel. ]

She's pretty cute. I've got to admit, you have good taste.

... I'm not... delaying anything for you two, am I?