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And the winner for Best Female Singer of the Year goes to... Rachel Alucard!

[ so luka stands up from her seat, smiles pleasantly and waves to the audience before she begins to stride up onto the stage. her hair flows behind her, curled slightly at the end enough to look curly, but still keep a relatively "she has naturally straight hair look". her dress is black with pink accents, a striped pink bow around her middle, the hem of the dress sways just enough to captivate everyone who's watching her coming onto the stage now.

and boy, everyone sure is watching her -- ]

...Megurine-san, what are you doing...? You didn't win this category.

[ -- accepting an award that she didn't win ]

... What. What was that? I don't think I heard you right. Say that again?

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[ squeeeeeeeze ]

I'll have you know that I have a perfectly flat stomach -- clearly whatever you're seeing is just an effect of the camera angles the pictures are being taken at!

Edited 2013-02-22 03:52 (UTC)

[Noel just reaches around and. Squeezes Luka's stomach in return. Hey, there is a tiny bit of flab - and since her brain cells are being squeezed out of her Noel just sorta throws that out there.]

It doesn't really feel flat, Luka.

...

[Oh no wait there's the blood flow back to her brain.]

welp thats all i got see ya

[Rachel is about to say something - then Noel interrupts. She sort of stares at her for a second.]

...

I'll ask that you not kill her, Miss Megurine. As frustrating as she can be sometimes, she is still mine.

You too, Noel?!

[ luka dramatically pushes her aside for a moment to place her hands at her stomach and just. grope and feel for a moment. holy shit there is flab there has never been flab there before god fucking dammit how did this happen

she glares pointedly at rachel ]

This is your fault! You had to point it out, didn't you!

You're right. I am the great fat wizard, able to make women indulge in one too many sugary treats.

[100000% done with your shit, Luka.]

i think its kind of cute and hot even

...

oh right nobody cares what i think

I don't need your sarcasm, Miss Alucard. [ look at who's pretty pissed

so luka reaches out for noel again and brings her back in for a hug and holds her close ]

At least Noel will have me! ... Right?

im pleading the fifth

do they have the fifth in japan

You didn't need that extra cookie, either, yet look where we are now.

You really wanna get on my nerves, don't you, brat?

That would be the idea, yes.

... Incidentally, if you would like to purchase those pictures of myself and Noel, they would be a thousand yen a piece.

Don't tell me this is one of your scams to get money.

This isn't a scam. This a proper business transaction.

Incidentally, there are about five pictures I'm willing to sell you, and if you buy all five in bulk I'll give you a discount price of two-and-a-half thousand yen.

I'm not going to buy your pictures.

[Flashing another picture.]

Ten for five-thousand.

... Uhm, hey, I never saw that one...

... No.

[Oh look it's another picture]

Ten for four-thousand? I'm afraid I can't go any lower.

Wawawawait! I thought they trashed that costume because it was too skimpy? When did you take a...

oh, forget it.

I'm not going to buy your pictures.

Why are you so desperate to sell them?

I'm not. To be honest, I simply wanted to see your reaction.

... Ten for three-and-a-half thousand?

If I buy them will you shut up

If you buy them,will you stow them in a dresser drawer for the darkest hours of twilight, hand slowly slipping down your stomach as you reach across and pull them out, running your fingers across the laminated surface of the photographs as your other hand draws ever nearer to your-

This is starting to get really close to Luka fanfiction, Rachel!

...

Not that I'd know anything. About. That. Who writes fanfiction about real people? Or at all? Hahaha... ah...

Have I mentioned you're a terrible child? Way terrible, the worst!

[ whine bitch complain complain

time to refocus her attention on noel instead of that brat rachel ]

What do you know what goes on in fanfiction about me, dear? If you say you're the author of a few, I won't mind, you know! I'm very well aware that it exists.