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[joousama]

And the winner for Best Female Singer of the Year goes to... Rachel Alucard!

[ so luka stands up from her seat, smiles pleasantly and waves to the audience before she begins to stride up onto the stage. her hair flows behind her, curled slightly at the end enough to look curly, but still keep a relatively "she has naturally straight hair look". her dress is black with pink accents, a striped pink bow around her middle, the hem of the dress sways just enough to captivate everyone who's watching her coming onto the stage now.

and boy, everyone sure is watching her -- ]

...Megurine-san, what are you doing...? You didn't win this category.

[ -- accepting an award that she didn't win ]

... What. What was that? I don't think I heard you right. Say that again?

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[tinylobelia]

... Terribly sorry about that, Miss Megurine. I mostly just wanted to see your reaction.

[joousama]

You are a terrible child.

[tinylobelia]

A terrible child you seem quite interested in staring at.

[joousama]

... That's not true.

[tinylobelia]

As I said, you're just insulting us both and wasting my time.





It's not as if I'd be opposed to including you in my 'experimentation,' you know.

[joousama]

I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm ten years older than you.

[tinylobelia]

I don't know if you've noticed, but I've been hitting on you this entire time in spite of that.

[joousama]

I've noticed, yeah.

But that doesn't change anything, you're way too young for me.

[tinylobelia]

... Hmph. [Rachel isn't used to not getting what she wants. She sips on her tea for a moment.]

Age hasn't stopped your eyes from lingering.

[joousama]

[ at the same time, luka takes a gulp of the alcohol for a lack of anything better to say to that

out-thunk by a loli ]

[tinylobelia]

[It's out-thought you low born overhyped starmongler]

No retort?

[joousama]

Nope.

[ chugging another cupful of champagne ]

All you've said up to this point's been true, so.

[tinylobelia]

Good to know, Miss Megurine.

You should stop drinking so quickly. You're likely to give yourself a headache.

1/2

[6d6d2dtaunt]

[AND THEN SUDDENLY THERE'S A KNOCK AND SOMEONE IS LETTIGN THEMSELVES IN

oh hey it's that girl from the softcore porn]

Hey, Rachel! I'm sorry I couldn't come sooner, I-

2/2

[6d6d2dtaunt]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

...

Megurine-san? [Blink. Oh wow she's a huge fan and wait the two are sorta glaring at each other and then there was that scene on-stage and

she blinks once, blinks twice, then starts backing towards the door. Rachel just stares at her.]

Iiiii'll just be going now! Really sorry! [Rachel keeps staring. Rachel looks desperately to Luka, as if she could somehow make more sense of the sudden interruption. Noel's getting closer to the door.]

[joousama]

[ pretty sure everyone is staring at everyone else right now

luka blinks, returns rachel's look with a confused one herself

and then something clicks ]

... Ah, this is that girl, isn't she? From the pictures you showed me?

[tinylobelia]

Hm? Ah, yes. The one and the same. I told her to come later, but-

[6d6d2dtaunt]

Pictures!? Don't tell me you- but-

... Raaacheeelll... [Damned if that isn't the most pathetic sounding noise anybody in the universe has ever heard.]

[joousama]

[ with that confirmation, luka's just going to. stare up and down noel. ]

She's pretty cute. I've got to admit, you have good taste.

... I'm not... delaying anything for you two, am I?

[tinylobelia]

Thank you. She's a bit lacking in, ah, certain areas, [read she's flat as a board] but she makes up for it in others.[dat ass]

Oh, but don't worry. I'm fine with sharing. [Rachel never passes up and oppurtunity to tease Luka, but more than that she never passes up a chance to tease Noel.]

[6d6d2dtaunt]

[What's that?

Oh, just Noel's mind breaking. Luka, THE Luka, just called her cute and she's pretty sure Rachel just offered Luka a threesome what the hell is going on]

Whawhwhahahahahhahahawhawhhha.

[There, an accurate summary of her vocalizations.]

[joousama]

If it wasn't for this headache I'm starting to get, I think I would've been flustered at that statement.

[ she glances to noel, gives her another look over, and then looks back to rachel.

ah yes, two young girls here in the room with her. this probably only happens once in a blue moon ]

I wouldn't want to intrude on your night anymore than I already have, though.

[tinylobelia]

Don't be silly. I insist. She's certainly willing, right, Noel dear?

[6d6d2dtaunt]

with the and the but you're the and the why are you with the huh

[tinylobelia]

Exactly. See? Don't tell me you can turn down someone so eager.