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And the winner for Best Female Singer of the Year goes to... Rachel Alucard!

[ so luka stands up from her seat, smiles pleasantly and waves to the audience before she begins to stride up onto the stage. her hair flows behind her, curled slightly at the end enough to look curly, but still keep a relatively "she has naturally straight hair look". her dress is black with pink accents, a striped pink bow around her middle, the hem of the dress sways just enough to captivate everyone who's watching her coming onto the stage now.

and boy, everyone sure is watching her -- ]

...Megurine-san, what are you doing...? You didn't win this category.

[ -- accepting an award that she didn't win ]

... What. What was that? I don't think I heard you right. Say that again?

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I thought you'd be the only one here... [Noel looks on the verge of tears. Or maybe leaping into Luka's arms. Or both.]

Edited 2013-02-22 00:11 (UTC)

Planning to sexually frustrate me and then planning to not take things further? Don't think of half-assed plans like that! [ luka kind of huffs, but it's gone as soon as she sees that noel is without panties, and seemingly leaning in towards her.

well, this is a good time to reach out and bring the girl into a hug, right? a hug which, according to luka's plan, leaves noel to sit on her lap.

she grins ]

You aren't enjoying my company, dear? If you really want to be alone with Rachel, I have no objections to leaving you two alone but I might feel a bit hurt...

Oh, no, I assure you, I thought this plan and its consequences through fully. I was working under the assumption you would leave in a huff before Noel arrived, though.

uhm that's really great guys but im kind of not wearing any underwear and ahh lu, luka, don't sweep me so suddenly and... and i can feel your legs... against my... uhm...

Edited 2013-02-22 03:30 (UTC)

Yes yes, dear. We're all very proud of you.

As I was saying, you're the one who inserted yourself into this. I'm happy to play along, but don't expect me to change my routine for you.

[ she's holding onto noel possessively, but ignoring her while she talks because rachel's got her attention now ]

Are you always this boring? Really, can't you just be a little spontaneous and break routine for a night? I dunno why Noel here is sticking around when she's got a boring kid for a partner.

[Rachel just flashes another picture.]

She doesn't seem to find me boring in bed. Not to mention, while I'm sorry to disappoint you, lesbian threesomes are unfortunately not a part of my nightly routine. Unless you're making an offer? You're a bit too flabby around the center, but you aren't displeasing.

hi guys im just gonna go hide in a corner right now and never come out

luka can you let me go

you aren't gonna let me go are you

im not even gonna struggle because i know you're not gonna let me go

could you please bury me

-- did you just call me fat?

[ and due to the sudden threatening vibe coming off of luka, she squeezes noel tighter. sorry noel ]

no guys dont please dont youre crushing me luka i cant breath luka i have a song luka its getting popular luka please dont ruin my moment of glory

i wanna live

Edited 2013-02-22 03:48 (UTC)

[Guess who's ignoring Noel? Rachel.]

Among other things, yes. I've seen the swimsuit photos, after all - I will at least applaud your photo department for not editing them. That can cause unrealistic expectations for young girls, you know.

[Just. The flattest voice.]

[ squeeeeeeeze ]

I'll have you know that I have a perfectly flat stomach -- clearly whatever you're seeing is just an effect of the camera angles the pictures are being taken at!

Edited 2013-02-22 03:52 (UTC)

[Noel just reaches around and. Squeezes Luka's stomach in return. Hey, there is a tiny bit of flab - and since her brain cells are being squeezed out of her Noel just sorta throws that out there.]

It doesn't really feel flat, Luka.

...

[Oh no wait there's the blood flow back to her brain.]

welp thats all i got see ya

[Rachel is about to say something - then Noel interrupts. She sort of stares at her for a second.]

...

I'll ask that you not kill her, Miss Megurine. As frustrating as she can be sometimes, she is still mine.

You too, Noel?!

[ luka dramatically pushes her aside for a moment to place her hands at her stomach and just. grope and feel for a moment. holy shit there is flab there has never been flab there before god fucking dammit how did this happen

she glares pointedly at rachel ]

This is your fault! You had to point it out, didn't you!

You're right. I am the great fat wizard, able to make women indulge in one too many sugary treats.

[100000% done with your shit, Luka.]

i think its kind of cute and hot even

...

oh right nobody cares what i think

I don't need your sarcasm, Miss Alucard. [ look at who's pretty pissed

so luka reaches out for noel again and brings her back in for a hug and holds her close ]

At least Noel will have me! ... Right?

im pleading the fifth

do they have the fifth in japan

You didn't need that extra cookie, either, yet look where we are now.

You really wanna get on my nerves, don't you, brat?

That would be the idea, yes.

... Incidentally, if you would like to purchase those pictures of myself and Noel, they would be a thousand yen a piece.

Don't tell me this is one of your scams to get money.

This isn't a scam. This a proper business transaction.

Incidentally, there are about five pictures I'm willing to sell you, and if you buy all five in bulk I'll give you a discount price of two-and-a-half thousand yen.

I'm not going to buy your pictures.