[Thank you for not commenting on the booty please comment on the booty. Noel coughs, squirms a little, then nods.]

Uhm, well, I grew up in Switzerland... I'm an only child, so my mom and dad kind of spoiled me, but I really wanted to do something important! So I thought, "I could join the military," but then there was this- [Oh hey story of how she wound up being an idol from having military dreams is sidetracked because she suddenly remembers Rachel is watching them. Oh. Wow. That pings her exhibitionist streak, and she squirms again.]

Uh... uhh... where was I?